Today I’m writing about something very personal, and I’m aware that you may think that what I’ve done is foolish, or whimsical, or in very poor taste. But it makes a lot of sense to me, and is part of my policy of being as kind to me as I can possibly be, for now [...]
You know I posted last week about the Mysteriously Tender Breasts? Well, not so mysterious, as it happens…. PMT. (I know. D’oh. In fairness to me, this is my second period since March 2009, and I’m not supposed to be having periods anyway, because I am simultaneously having a medical sodding menopause. I know. You [...]
OK, so I’m breast-obsessed these days. If my body was a school class, my breasts have stopped being the pretty twins who sit at the front of the room, doing whatever they’re told. They’ve become the kids at the back who you can’t take your eyes off for a second because if you do they’ll [...]